12:57 AM

what puns?

Grant and I's conversation in response to this article: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24799880>1=43001

dan83 (12:19:40 AM): i can just see the constable like
 dan83 (12:19:41 AM): hmm
 dan83 (12:19:54 AM): i don't usually see feet on the beach
nertzy (12:19:57 AM): the evidence has put their foot in the door
 dan83 (12:19:59 AM): clearly, something is afoot
nertzy (12:20:06 AM): i wonder if the taxpayers will have to foot the bill
nertzy (12:20:27 AM): clearly the shoe is on the wrong foot
nertzy (12:20:38 AM): but if the shoe fits...
nertzy (12:20:56 AM): at least it won't cost an arm and a leg
 dan83 (12:20:57 AM): we found them four feet from the water
nertzy (12:21:14 AM): sounds like quite a feat
 dan83 (12:21:36 AM): i'm surprised they haven't featured this on the national news yet
nertzy (12:21:54 AM): they will have to toe the line in this investigation
 dan83 (12:22:14 AM): it's obvious that whoever did this has no soul
nertzy (12:22:26 AM): i sure hope they nail them
 dan83 (12:22:53 AM): yeah, too many of these feet and they might start to clog the plumbing
nertzy (12:23:26 AM): this sure is a corny story
nertzy (12:23:46 AM): i bet the guy got totally socked out
nertzy (12:24:24 AM): he was probably all tied up
 nertzy (12:25:14 AM): that was laced with too much wit, I agree
 nertzy (12:25:31 AM): i'm quite the sneaker for sure
 dan83 (12:26:09 AM): that might be a bit of a stretch. i wonder if somebody is stocking the water with feet to throw off constable obvious?
nertzy (12:26:32 AM): i wonder if this foot's owner got booted from a boat
nertzy (12:27:08 AM): i hope they canvass the beach well
 dan83 (12:27:08 AM): i can't imagine he didn't, but we shouldn't try to shoehorn him into any unlikely scenarios
 nertzy (12:27:48 AM): the whole story sounds a bit slipper-y to me
 dan83 (12:29:25 AM): it is a bit bizarre...it sounds like it might have been cobbled together from a series of unrelated stories
nertzy (12:29:44 AM): well, i'd like to think the converse, actually
nertzy (12:30:27 AM): well, we're lucky the foot did not get caught in The Pump (tm)
 dan83 (12:31:31 AM): i wonder if the foot was from someone who was mauled by a Puma?
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  1. http://blog.nertzy.com/2008/06/02/something-is-afoot
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  2. The officers had to shoo away the gathered crowd, in step with standard protocol. The community will take some time to heal. The severed foot count will soon hit multiple digits. Was this act premeditated step-by-step, or done just for kicks? The grisly nature of the crime is the sole reason the media is so amped up about it. I bet the perpetrators will walk in the end.
    Sean on
  3. Come on, it's obviously the local farmer is a shoe-in. The victim was last seen making inappropriate advances on the farmer's calf. The final leg of the victims journey was spent on the beach. I guess the victim would have been better off "Knowing Thigh Self" instead. I bet the constable is kicking himself now, it's so obvious. Still, it seems a bit pedestrian to me and not worthy of the big fuss.
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  4. Haha. This is awesome.
    dan on
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